About lights

"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer) 07/15/2018 at 13:40 • Filed to: None

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Doing this is as lazy as getting rid of all contractions in an essay in order to squeeze past the word limit.

Brake lights in the bumper because top piece is moveable.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Spanfeller is a twat 07/15/2018 at 13:47

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And the two feet of tailight is just tailight, with tiiiiny reverse lights 

Spanfeller is a twat > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 07/15/2018 at 13:48

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Not even blinkers!

They couldve done what audi does and put lights on the panel behind the doors

Ash78, voting early and often > Spanfeller is a twat 07/15/2018 at 13:56

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Hot take: every single thing Mini has done outside of the original early 2000s Cooper has been downhill brand dilution. It should have always existed as a single-model brand, maybe just sold inside BMW dealers.

I mean, it didn’t go south as badly/quickly as the Fiat 500 lineup, but still.

Spanfeller is a twat > Ash78, voting early and often 07/15/2018 at 14:15

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I’m not againts a brand evolving but sometimes they defy sense in the process. Perhaps specially to car folk who know the difference between a FWD and a RWD car; but BMW customers don’t have an understanding of it apparently, that’s why we have three FWD cars in their lineup. 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Spanfeller is a twat 07/15/2018 at 15:39

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Or what the old Clubman did and have a whole in the door, with the tailight  actually fixed to the car, not the doors .

Spanfeller is a twat > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 07/15/2018 at 15:43

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In their defence, the new decorarive light is way too large

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Spanfeller is a twat 07/15/2018 at 16:18

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That was the first problem 

Spanfeller is a twat > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 07/15/2018 at 16:32

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Can confirm

duurtlang > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 07/16/2018 at 03:04

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Not really? From the Mini manual:

pip bip - choose Corrour > Spanfeller is a twat 07/16/2018 at 06:23

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legal requirement in Europe if tailgate is open by roadside.

Spanfeller is a twat > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/16/2018 at 10:17

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Yes, so is true in the US if you trust Doug deMuro

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > Spanfeller is a twat 07/16/2018 at 18:12

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Surprised nobody’s bothered by the asymmetrical “CLUBMAN” on the back. I almost want to change the split to “CLU” and “BMAN” and see if I can cause any OCD seizures out there.